now I understand why they banned TikTok live

Thank God I don already join Twitter before dem ban TikTok live. How I for take de chop??

NARCISSIM IS THE KEY TO HAPPINESS NO?

E be like say na only me for this Nigeria wey de chop stretch marks My life don spoil??

I drop champions league code today, first game burst am Suddenly my followers de ask for my address make dem send me consolation hamper gift. Omo mehn I no know say una love me like this ❤️

Why dem no de discover new soups again??

The way this soap de cool preeq after you baff too sweet abeg

fan iq do challenge for madrid wey no wan good again?😂😂 make i collect this $120 use am buy better okpa by the time man city finish these ones these night everywhere go stew make una try una hand for the prize sha faniq.football/rmfc/bigsoll

I don put my transport money for Madrid to win, and I de hear say mbappe no de start

Make I call tems make she explain, e fit just be pr stunt

I’ve seen people miss sarcasm before, but this is a discovery

First day in Lekki, and Lagos wasted no time humbling me. Firstly, the Bolt fare to my hotel alone was like three days worth of transport in Abuja. I already felt like I had entered a different country. I didn’t know my way around yet, didn’t know where to get food, so I said

Focus on love, money na scam

UPDATE: THIRD DATE TODAY SHE SAID YES

There’s this girl I was talking to a while ago. every conversation somehow tried to drift into something freaky or lustful I always redirected it. We finally linked up, and I think she realized I actually have self-control, I genuinely wasn’t moving that way. Since then, her

If you fit boom 1.5 odds this period abeg link me up with your baba

Internet money is crazy. We’re truly a lucky generation

You need controlled narcissism to survive internet fame.

Nothing de vex me pass people wey de use flash score shout goal for viewing center before the goal actually happens