“Do you ever hike or go into the woods? What would you wear?” ”Look, Mother Nature and I have an understanding, I don’t go into her domain and she doesn’t try to eat me.” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Patient: “Don’t take this the wrong way but have you ever considered playing Santa Claus?” ”Playing? You sound just like Rudolph when he’s in one of his joke moods” #Boston #bostonfashion #gentleman #suitedup #wiwt #bigandtall

“Which is your favorite suit?” “It’s just like being a mother. You don’t have favorite child. At least until the newest one shows up” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

The Sun-Dappled Sartorialist. A rare species known for its awkward poses in public areas, a penchant for judging other species by plumage, and an almost encyclopedic knowledge of Lord Of The Ring lore #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“You look like you go in the guillotine” ”Lord have mercy on the poor workers trying to figure out what part of me could fit in the hole” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“Have you ever considered a fedora?” ”I prefer bowlers. It’s curved just like my face… and body” #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“You’re not British?!?!” ”No I’m a Long Islander living in Boston who can’t talk about Sports teams because I’ll be murdered” #Boston #bostonfashion #mensfashion #mensfashionblogger #ootdmen #dandy #bigandtallfashion

“All your outfits are just variations of the same crap. Bold color 3 piece suit, an absurd and goofy tie. Dopey hat. Come on man…” ”Un, does this mean I have to pay you for coming up with my brand’s mission statement?” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke

“How do you care for your suits?” ”Um, my suits care for me actually” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“How do you go to the bathroom with all that on?” <blinking quizzically> ”Um, this is a wool suit. The last time I had a problem like that was when I was wearing a suit of armor with a codpiece. Now THAT was difficult.” #Boston #bostonfashion #suits #suitandtie #menswear #necktie

“When did you decide you were more comfortable wearing suits?” ”I believe that was when I was born and they tried to swaddle me in white cloth and diapers and I cried for days until they realized I would only accept worsted wool pinstripes.” #Boston #bostonfashion

“Are you Santa?” ”The official position of the North Pole is I am NOT Santa and you should remember that if you don’t want to be on the wrong list” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.” ”Yes but if you put a suit on a pig, suddenly it’s a ham” I’ll see myself out… #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

OK Summer you may take my hat, you may take my waistcoat, but you’ll take my jacket and tie out of my cold dead hands. Well I mean I’m not going through the afterlife without a hat or waistcoat like some sort of nudist. OK so you’d have to pry it all out of my dead hands.

Skinny lapels and skinny ties do not work for big guys —Ralph Waldo Emerson (OK fine it was me) #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

You know you are old when you spend a good portion of your day googling Gen Z and Gen Alpha comments, desperately trying to figure out what they are saying #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

When you’ve finally become the Wall Street fat cat villain that every 80s comedy movie warned you about. #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Reading Gen Alpha and Z comments is akin to reading Chaucer. You sometimes can get the gist of a word or two but man you have no idea what they are saying #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

Happy Fourth of July to all who think I am William Howard Taft returned from the dead/bathtub #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys

“It looks like you’re being choked by your suit” “How many times do we have to go over this. It’s like the bible says, ‘He who haveth no neck, cannot be choketh’” #Boston #bostonfashion #suitup #sartorial #dapper #bespoke #suit #bigguys