Alright dice. It's you and me. Don't fail me tonight ... Your jail awaits those who betray me!

My dice properly fear the dice jail. Thank you for saving my brain from being blown apart.

That was short lived glory.

I am sick of the phrase, "it's the internet - what did you expect?" I expect better. Of the human race. I expect better. Be better. Courtesy and Love people.

Okay dice we have sh*t to do ... Don't fail me.

That's cool ... I didn't need to know what's about to eat me.

This makes me sad but it also seems weirdly appropriate. A well loved book.

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My collection of D&D stickers is growing nicely ❤️❤️

All I want it to roll higher than a ten. See those legs sticking out under the other guy .... That's me. #dicehateme

4 dice in my dice jail. This night is not going well for poor Seamus.

Had a bit of fun designing Aasimar halos, Still a bit tame but gotta start somewhere, I think halos could evolve based on level and maybe even change colors based on mood

Mom confession: I like to show up early when I pick people up at the airport ... So I can sit in my truck and read. It's so quiet.

Ordered a great Valentine's card from Red Bubble and decorated the inside myself. My dice rolls are notoriously bad. I have Will Wheaton curse. But it's because I lucked in elsewhere.

There had been a plan, or a hint of a plan ... Or a basic idea of what shouldn't have happened ... Then the dwarf Barbarian ran through a rock wall. So I just threw my papers up in the air and laughed until the cat came to comfort me.

In the middle of January I had a student ask me if we would close schools if the Corona Virus came to Canada. At the time I was pretty confident in my, "They won't close." Now my classroom is empty (except for the graphic novels I need to go back for) and I'm at home.

I solved my kid's addiction to Fortnite by getting him hooked to Final Fantasy IX instead ... I'm still calling it a win.

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