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Ben Ryan

@thebenryan

Aviation Maintenance Technician | Opinions Are My Own | Fort Worth, TX

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calendar_today18-04-2010 22:58:20

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Man, people online have no sense of humor. 😂 further more they attempt to hurl an insult then block you immediately. And now, Conway Twitty.

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I picked up a variety pack of salt water taffy on our honeymoon in Washington State. Grabbed a piece today thinking it was caramel apple. It wasn’t. It wasn’t fucking pickle. I hate the pickle trend.

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A teenager in our neighborhood told my kid, unprovoked, to “drop to your knees & suck this diddy.” Funny line but my kid is 8. I had to put the fear of God into this teenager. It worked, dude looked like he was gonna cry, that’s how i know I’m old now, I scared him… Me… Ben..

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Anybody looking for a place to live? Our townhouse off Old Decatur Road is now on the market. Holla if you want the deets!

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The young kids at work are baffled that I listen to a band called Butthole Surfers. They don’t believe the name is real.

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Didn’t lose any money in Vegas but I’m not sure I like this place. It’s hot, idiots everywhere. Food ain’t bad though.