I've seen things you wouldn't believe. A smoking section at Shoney's. A bottomless salad bar at Wendy's. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Regular: Ben Harkins Viking: Bjorn Hawkwind Cyber Punk: Zen Hardware Anime: HarKun Pirate: One-eyed Ben Wild West: Wild Ben Harkins Star Wars: Kunk Brashwind Boxing: Irish Ben Harkins Lovecraft: Bahln Hwchluins

Somebody in the background is fighting for her life!!!

i just watched a scary movie by myself, and i'm feeling VERY on edge. this show starts in just a little while (7 pm pst/10 et) and if you miss it, i'm just gonna have to assume you're the killer! Ben Harkins @ThiccSonic @ianabramson twitch.tv/theboredcastle

1. Ask her out 2. Buy flowers 3. Watch the flowers wilt and die 4. You are also dying 5. The sun and stars so too shall die and all tales of love and war shall be less than a memory

Valentine's day is tmrw

We should have a holiday for people who are like not easy to be around

Smoke trees not World War III's ✌

7/10 of us are paycheck to paycheck but at least malarky is way down

More like ass prices

Roses are red Violets are blue Seize the fortunes of the ruling class and put them in a zoo

Accidentally chewed my vitamin caps like cereal. Tastes bitter but it hits harder

Celebrity beef is a nice vacation from the everything always in decline thing

Nothing, not even the last two years, could have prepared me for the end of this

It's Monday night so @tignaruto's got a lot of fun neighborly things happening tonight on go to @tignaruto instead! Ben Harkins is back talking about his troubles in the dating world as a necromancer, and theres so much more to come.

Thanks @BryanMVance

Goats are unapologetically strange. They climb trees and scream. They spit in the face of dignity. So cool

it’s breaking me how good this is