2020 was brought to you by the number R

🎶I've been through the desert on a horse with no name🎶 "Actually, I have a name" 🎶It felt good to be out of the rain🎶 "It's Alan"

Because I'm a nerd I've put together a chronological list of opening lines from Simone de Beauvoir's letters to Nelson Algren, beginning with 'Dear Nelson Algren' and ending, seventeen years later, with 'My own rat.' news.lettersofnote.com/p/my-dearest-n…

So, for years, there have been Simpsons jokes/lines people misunderstood or misheard, like The Great Hank-Scorpio-"Yes Once"-Goodbye-To-A-Shoe Debate and "Carhole". What have you misunderstood or never got? List them in this thread & I or other Simpsons folk'll try to answer.

That last retweet might actually be my favourite thing on twitter ever. It’s such a perfect example of what’s is great about this place. Thank you Josh Weinstein

Conservatives: “There cannot be one rule for Nicola Sturgeon and another for everyone else because there’s already one rule for Dominic Cummings and one rule for Stanley Johnson and another rule for everyone else and tbh it’s just getting very complicated”

Absolutely PERFECT Christmas Eve Twitter content.

Merry Christmas, you wonderful weirdos x

It doesn’t actually have to be a “happy” new year to be honest, it can just not be a steaming pile of shite, that’ll be fine.

I’m going to bed, 2020 can see itself out. The fucker. Happy New Year lovely people x

Just passed a border terrier wearing a bright pink jumper and a look in its eyes that said kill me

Hell yeah, twitter!! Show me the special tweet created just for...oh

The music in Combe Down tunnel. Just in case walking underground for over a mile in semi-darkness wasn’t fucking creepy enough.

This is like how my little brother used to shake the board and yell “AND THEN THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE” every time he lost a game.