What girls do on the bathroom:

Dream date 👀

stop bothering me, france, 15th century

me whenever someone is chewing loud in front of me

People are out here smelling BAD fr 😷

hi sharks i'm asking for a will to live that doesn't depend on constantly achieving things

Happy 100th to Marlon Brando. He invented the idea that hot people could also be good at their job.

Fight me you cowards 😤

behind every gay person is a gayer more evil gay person

guys im gonna try but he is radioactive dinosaur

Can’t believe JK Rowling is in the Sims 4

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gay as shit man i know she breathes in the sheets like she’s in saltburn the freak

In honor of Van Gogh’s birthday I will also be poor & slowly going insane.

not the sailor moon edit 😭😭😭

'I don't get why you set so many alarms'

congrats on being able to rocket back to existence every morning but some of us have to be gradually raised from the depths like the remains of an ancient shipwreck being brought to the surface