Mr. Milchick but I made it Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show…

Boomers pulled the ladder up after them.

“It’s no wonder younger generations, Millennials and Gen Z, are so economically anxious,” Larry Fink of BlackRock, $BLK has said. “They believe my generation—the baby boomers—have focused on their own financial well-being to the detriment of who comes next. And in the case of

cooking just became accessible

They printed 8 Trillion, gave you $1400, sent the rest to their criminal friends, and left you with the inflation.

“I don’t consume the method, I consume the product” is actually a pitch perfect summation of how consumerism has permanently damaged how people perceive art

Idiocracy was a documentary

If Bernie Sanders did this to the market there would be a military coup within 24 hours lmfao

No matter what happens they'll pretend it worked.

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die. Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200k/year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

1: Tariffs are paused, says Bloomberg 2: Bloomberg, the news service? 1: No, some guy named Walter Bloomberg 2: What’s his source? 1: Reuters 2: The news service? 1: No, his friend Johnny Reuters

The goal is neverrr Gucci bags. The goal is acres of land.

VERY unpopular opinion humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

flying across the country with my real id, my real ego, my real superego

The Medici banking family financed the bulk of the Northern Italian Renaissance for the price of a mid-sized yacht in today’s money. Our billionaires are historically uncultured.

i will keep tapping this sign until it clicks for every single person on earth. i will tap the sign until the day i die

the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information i’ve retained about them just from listening