i be trying to find the equivalent of today and decided that it’s as if shaq killed 2 ppl

trap beats are so mind numbingly boring

future is the nate dogg of new rappers

he’s great on hooks but a full album is unlistenable

opened my set with:

if i don’t kill tonight i do it in solidarity with oj

if i do kill tonight i do it in solidarity with oj

currently at a comedy show the night of oj’s death

comics are fighting against the bar tv still on playing the nicole brown simpson phone call on espn

we’re so back its insane

very optimistic view of teachers in the 90s (and teachers in general)

spent a lotta time laughing at these 2chainz bars

can you add me to the guest list?
(show starts in 17 minutes)

2chainz the funniest rapper still making music

guess there’s a type of person that doesn’t want to overuse their face?

This technically the third time khloe lost a dad

y’all love slandering tyler perry but he should be an inspiration for becoming a billionaire filmmaker without ever knowing the basic 3 act story structure!

write the script!

Rodney Karl Malone King ain’t die for this take

always knew god was a white woman

“RIP OJ SiMPSon Make God Laugh” - Laugh Factory marquee April 11th 2024

first episode of the fallout tv show is really really really fun

OJ Simpson never apologized J. Cole

Tyra Banks didn’t get shot by Michael Rapaport and die so you could tweet this.

into the fridayverse

Would you rather be gay or a crackhead??