Back in my day, orange juice was frozen in a can and was served in this. Only this.

If you're one of the people still saying bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe, you're either a MAGA plant or a clueless contrarian. Either way, you're a very stupid human being.

At premiere. Nicest man on the planet, Ryan Gosling.
The Fall Guy opens May3rd.

Best known for falling asleep during his symphony performances, this is the only known portrait of 18th century German composer Wolfgang VonShitzinPantz

#VonShitzinPantz

Fuck off, Elmo

If you’re going to follow one person today, it should be StrictlyChristo  🇺🇦🌻.

You won’t regret it.

His lawyers won’t tell him so I will.

It’s not going well for you, Don Snoreleone.

Great thread.

40-years ago today MY Sheila E SheilaEdrummer released “The Glamorous Life”…

I’m nominating this for meme of the century. Who did this 😭

General Flynn Bitch got served. Eight subpoenas. Good. Dangerous conspiracy lunatic

If you think Trump is closing his eyes in court and “taking it all in”, you probably believed your dad when he said he was just resting his eyes.

Trump could do stormy again, film it, and even make Melania hold the camera, and MAGAnots wouldn't have any problem with it. They'd probably buy copies of the video to contribute to his legal fund.

Sure, Jan…

I say my cat thinks he’s a dog. David says, ‘No! Chiquito IS a dog.’ All he wants is to be petted, get belly rubs, and he runs up the minute he sees the treats. Drinks out of the toilet, and jumps in the shower to splash in the water.

He puts his little paw on my face lovingly…

Mr. Sheffield is accused of conspiring with OPEC & Other U.S Oil producers to keep production down & the cost of oil, high for consumers

That Sir… Is Illegal.

Oil boss accused of driving up petrol prices by colluding with rivals telegraph.co.uk/business/2024/…