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Came in the mail today. Um yeah I’m thinking it’s gonna be a good break.

I’m thinking, like, Blountstown, Florida. Or maybe Bushnell, Florida?

I get that given the shameful absence of any sort of federal relief program, certain business can't afford not to operate; however, I cannot wrap my head around the idea that the NCAA cannot afford not to operate. Like, uh-oh, amateur sports closed.

the grammys are whatever, but I'm here for the rock performance category. Shameikaa, Not, Kyoto, and The Steps are all stone cold bangers.

A number of my brothers and sisters in the plumbers union are reporting shitters clogged with discarded ballots in key swing states.

I am ready to feel festive, so obviously I had to draw ✨Star Trek Christmas Cards✨ ❄️ 🎄☃️💫

What the hell?

I haven’t watched it yet, but I can already pretty much tell you that the Saved by the Bell reboot is the most important reboot of all time

I can barely stomach November college basketball under the best of circumstances, but boy have I missed the sound of Jimmy Dykes’s voice.

Sure, this sucks shit. Especially if you’ve seen the racist pro-cop ads run against the DA candidate (who won!) here in SAV. Or for that matter the racist pro-cop ads run against Warnock. But the cops are a gang, so whatever. I wouldn’t wanna tangle with them either.

Great, even more Dons screaming STOP THE COUNT

Loss of smell strikes me as a very significant neurological symptom

Absolutely insane that Goodell is making the Broncos play, but also absolutely insane that the Broncos thought Calabrese could be their man. He played QB in 21 games at UCF a decade ago lol.

Jimmy Dykes saying Gonzaga has the best ~culture~ in college basketball 👀

Didn't Neera Tanden have a conversation with assbott, assbutt? Am I remembering that correctly?

My take on "watching 'Hillbilly Elegy' to own the libs" is that people should instead watch "Richard Jewell" to own the libs.