Amber McCall (@theambermccall) 's Twitter Profile
Amber McCall

@theambermccall

R.I.P brain.

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A noir with vibrant cartoons; troubled ne'er-do-well Little Johnny is lonely and out of luck. Fortunately magic sparks and the wonderful world comes to party 🎉 trudy.lnk.to/Sandman Video by #homerandfarley Animation by @thunderpuzz

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When I was a kid I thought the song “my Bonnie lies over the ocean” was “My Body lies over the ocean “ and it was a song about someone that died at sea and their spirit wanted to be reunited with their body. When I found out it was actually Bonnie, I liked the song A LOT less. 💔

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I like kissing my cat on the lips because I enjoy his fishy cat breath. I think that is probably the way people feel when they sniff a baby.

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Whys waking up so hard? Shouldn’t it get easier since you have to do it literally every single day? This life sucks, next one plz.

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Brushing your teeth is like washing 32 tiny little dishes multiple times a day. Can someone invent a dishwasher type machine for your mouth? Like maybe a mouth guard that has a special brush for each tooth and you just load it with cleaner and pop it in and relax?

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Boas will be supporting The Lemon Twigs this summer on their tour! This will be the first time we’ve ever hit the road. I love the Lemon Twigs. God bless the Lemon Twigs 💛💛

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Please enjoy our latest number trudy.lnk.to/Sandman That’s Not Me has beaten along with my heart ever since the early days. It’s our smooth sailing prayer and a simple break-up ballad. Real, sweet and irreplaceable Eat it up💋🦁 Art by @thunderpuzz Cover by Nice Swan Creative

Please enjoy our latest number
trudy.lnk.to/Sandman
That’s Not Me has beaten along with my heart ever since the early days. It’s our smooth sailing prayer and a simple break-up ballad. 
Real, sweet and irreplaceable
Eat it up💋🦁
Art by @thunderpuzz 
Cover by <a href="/NiceSwanCreativ/">Nice Swan Creative</a>
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I wish cats and dogs had butt-cheeks, that’d be so funny lookin.... and then you wouldn’t constantly have to see their meat hole wingin and wangin in the breeze.

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Daniel Johnston was an artistic pioneer, he paved the way for wonky artists with broken brains like me to to express our thoughts and feelings 💔. Such a genuinely depressing loss :-(

Daniel Johnston was an artistic pioneer, he paved the way for wonky artists with broken brains like me to to express our thoughts and feelings 💔. Such a genuinely depressing loss :-(
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Is it just me or is everyone also having a mildly shitty year? The kind of mild shitty where it’s just enough to make you consistently miserable but not enough to have any actual valid complaints.

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The fiery bop misses you friend. But he couldn’t face a crowd tonight. Living ain’t easy and cheap hooks won’t do. Johnny and the Spacemen are down and out for the count. It’s a mighty way home now. Artwork by @thunderpuzz