these tiktok pranks getting out of hand😭

I dey pack load for school Garri no wan enter bag I quickly comot the textbook wey I bring come house

E get some kain wicked naps wey you go take, when you first wake up you go confuse about your identity, time and location for like 10 mins.

Tall girls are naturally friendly and they apologize when wrong, its only those 1.25 litres of containers that are stubborn.

my intentions are always pure bc wtf do i really need from you

Good morning x Good morning x

if you fumbled me, you’re such a fckin loserrrrr

take your lonely ass to sleep, your crush isn’t gonna text you and they don’t like you back. goodnight.

hello

me at night letting the horny take over

i just be on twitter ignoring my whole life

hand kisses, forehead kisses, nose kisses, shoulder kisses, thigh kisses, stomach kisses, kisses on the cheek, slow kisses in missionary >>>

i don’t even remember being a baby i just woke up one day and i was 5

i wanna be the reason why you touch yourself at 3am.

mfs wake up with no goals, no ambitions, no future plans and just hop on twitter to say good morning.

mfs really be wearing Dior but not Diordorant 😭

mfs really be up late with no btches to text

twitter is always boring until the unemployed mutuals wake up 😭

do you ever get those random moods where you’re not yourself for like a week straight??