⠀ 𝑳𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒂𝒍.

Good morning, boys and girls.

What have I missed?

Been a surprisingly quiet night out on patrol.

||. Feel free to shoot me a message if you'd like to plot.

You know, I think in another life I would have made a brilliant professional wrestler.

How many Easter eggs are too many? Because I probably passed that a couple ago.

Here's a Dick pic to brighten up your Monday.

Nothing quite says a job well done like watching them get carted away whilst enjoying a tub of mint chocolate ice cream.

Excuse me? That's the best kind of ice cream.

I'm going to be nice, but I have to say that sounds gross.

Pfft. I do not have mommy issues. I don't know where this has come from.

ᅠ 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑘𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑜𝑒𝑠. ᅠ

I am more than just a great ass, you know.

Boy, I am shattered. Falling asleep with my head resting on someone's ass cheeks would be perfect right now.

── DickBabs when?

Damn. Tell us how you really feel.

||. A pet peeve of mine is being approached first and then expected to send the starter.