“How do people who live alone get the fourth corner of the fitted sheet over the mattress?” Interviewer: “I meant questions about the job.”

.Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський is leading a heroic Ukrainian fight against Putins invading army. We should give him all that he needs to help win this fight, and not pretend to know his national security interests and needs better than he does.

That song “We’re Not Gonna Take It” came out almost 40 years ago but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.

Michael Ian Black I blame "Don't Worry, Be Happy" for the downfall of humankind. We should have been worried, not happy.

When is it a good idea to tell a woman to relax??

Outing school age children (in school) because they’re trans or gay is a hate crime — that’s the tweet.

Books on racism are not what killed my classmates and teachers.

“Elon Musk” sounds like a body spray for rich fuckboys.

Mathew sounds too much like math university.

My favorite Presidential debate moment of all time was when President Biden told trump to shut up. And then he took his job.😂

Day drinking and watching Little House on the Prairie. Even when I’m bad, I’m good.

Once again, another week has gone by, and Louis DeJoy is still postmaster general. I repeat: How on Earth is this not a national scandal? I mean really.

Don’t treat Twitter like a diary this is not Facebook

Can we just all agree, finally, that Ron DeSantis is a bloated, self-important water buffalo. Yes ... #WaterBuffalo

A funny thing happened on the way to my potential. 🙄