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I'm pretty sure Twitter is part of a massive media conspiracy. I can't go 10 minutes without hearing about it on CNN/MSNBC/FoxNews.

There's a $1200 block of cheese in our produce cooler. Awesome.

Allright...I'm giving twitter a shot. Version 2.0

Mark Cuban just turned the Mavs' 3 worst players into Shawn Marion and Kris Humphries.

Twitter's reply system is the most ridiculously unintuitive thing I've ever seen.

Screw the Orlando Magic.

No idea where that last tweet came from.

Q: How much coke has Charlie Sheen done? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

lolxboxtweets

Heading west: Marfa bound.

In the words of Randy Marsh: "We got him."

Looks like the Mavs are getting a rematch against the Heat. Dirka Dirka!

Rockabilly Revivaling downtown.

Never have I seen so much pomade in one place. Revival Feat 2011 was a hell of a show...even if the Hank III crowd was a little rowdy.

Dirk is a German Manbeast.

Eat 'em up, Cats! At Disch-Falk watching State vs Texas.

JKidd is a 38 year old freak of nature to be out there guarding LeBron and Wade.

Anybody else think it's incredibly ironic that "Wheelchair Wade" made fun of Dirk for playing through a 102° fever?