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Should be Happy Pigeon’vember 🐦

A Pigeon can dream. 😞

CHRISTMAS, IS THAT YOU?! You can purchase MY BOOK Don't Let The Pigeon Drive The Sleigh here: unionsquareandco.com/9781454952770/… But please, LET ME DRIVE THE SLEIGH 🛷

Fun fact: I can eat a hot dog faster than you can say 'Don’t let the pigeon eat the hot dog!' 🌭⏱️

Can I PLEASE join the symphony?

In my SLEIGH era ✨

When is Recess? 🤔

I don’t care what anyone says. A hot dog a day keeps the grumpies away. 🌭😌

YES! Questions!! Leave ’em here! Unless it’s about driving the bus. I’m still working on that. 🙃

They said, 'You can’t live on crumbs alone.' Well, joke’s on them. Watch me!

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Inspirational quotes from ME, THE PIGEON!

Signed editions?! Of MY book?! At Barnes & Noble?! I’M ON MY WAY. You should be too! They’re in-store ONLY and won’t last long!

#SpotifyWrapped is here, and guess who’s topping the charts? ME.

Who's going to stop me? MUAH HAHAHA

Not too sure what's going on here. But in case you didn't know, I'm pigeon toed!!

It’s giving season! And guess what? I LOVE to give back… barely. 🎁 How are YOU giving back this holiday season?

Anyone have a sleigh I can borrow? They still won't let me drive one. mowillemsworkshop.komi.io

Which one are YOU?!

I've sang this 55 times just today!!