There’s some kid who goes to bars and asks if they can put on Bob Seger and if they do it’s a “Seger Bar” and I can’t stop watching his videos.

I need this for when I go to Aspen.

The brokest person you know is obsessed with stealth wealth and Loro Piana

300k is the poverty line in nyc

This is an impeachable comment. Deport him. Send him to Europe if he likes soccer so much! UnAmerican clown.

Admitting to sending an Instagram model $61k is crazy. Admitting to sending an AI Instagram model $61k should get you institutionalized. My brother in Christ. Have some shame.

Blaming seed oils when it’s really just people eating too much and not working out is hilarious. Shift the blame to the food when in reality it’s just people are lazy and eat too much. Be serious. Take some ownership of your life.

Join a conference. This is self inflicted. You didn’t win enough games to get in. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Grow up.

64 team playoff. Just like March madness. Think about how much money the NCAA could make.

Tony Romo needs to get back to studying film. Dude fell off harder than anyone.

A weapon on and off the field

ND chose not to join a conference despite knowing it handicaps their ability to become a playoff team. Loses not 1 but 2 regular season games. Plays a cupcake schedule the rest of the way. Cries when they’re not in the playoff despite having 2 loses, zero quality wins, and no

Paramount just dropped a bombshell: $108.4B hostile bid for Warner Bros. Warner Bros stock has been on fire during the takeover battle—it’s up over 160% YTD. $WBD $PSKY $NFLX

BREAKING

Spending $50+ a month on a dating app is levels of down bad I never thought was humanly possible. My brother in Christ just go to the bar.

Every Greek running a beach bar only drinks the merchandise, smokes cigs, and commits tax fraud. Allergic to serving customers.

Philip Rivers needed an extra game check to help pay for the Christmas presents he has to buy for his 14 kids

NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER COMPARE HIM TO BRADY AGAIN