Finals powder… old feared friend… I thought I had left you to die

World’s drunkest couple and their shitty bluetooth speaker and they’re right outside my window singing Kiss by Lil Peep to each other does anyone know a chill and cool way to tell them I have a love like that too and we do that and I’m not alone and she’s real

The synthesis of the Freudian and the Dionysian — box wine straight from the nipple

being my professor must be so awesome you get 3am emails like 'hi I Love You here's 10% of my grade are you still accepting submissions? no worries if not, seeing me die will change you forever okay I Love You bye'

Gender-affirming lobotomy. Not sure which way though

Giacomo Balla. 'Dynamism of a Dog on a Leash,' 1912.

Using the idolatrous power of amphetamine salts to catnap w my wife for 6 hours

4’33 chopped and screwed

non binary people do not owe you deodorant usage

Would it surprise any of you to find out that I'm both masc and DL in addition to what we already knew about how I'm rough trade

They should invent a prescription medication where the benefits outweigh the side effects please please for once ever please

Majoring in Whatever while you wait for the rich grandparent to die is actually so valid. By all means, drive me around in your off-roading vehicle that you brought with you to college. Call me stoic and worldly. Venmo request me four dollars. I love you too ❤️

Gay Bars need to have drake nights

i get really confused when u twitter fandom people say “fanon.” we’re talking decolonization right ?

Is baseball yuri? Discuss

She pulls up and I’m organizing my jolly ranchers

How it feels to share a bottle of wine with your bestie on the roof of your apartment