Hey shitbats we have a new EP dropping July 5…pre-save it here ok? distrokid.com/hyperfollow/th… Sorry about calling you all shitbats.

When did every dude I know start wishing they were Brian Fallon?

Dear bands…please stop covering Running up that Hill. PLACEBO perfected it years ago. You’re wasting your efforts.

It’s ALEXISONFIRE world…the rest of us are just living in it. Dine Alone Records #otherness #theonlybandever

Shit musicians in our local scene…why are there so many?

Who wants to go head to head on bird-law and see who comes out the victor?

Thanks for the spin and the love! We owe you 3 drinks minimum!

Any one who doesn’t listen to our new EP is a racist. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Better act fast! lnk.to/SmallStakesEP

Jay Tennant Daz Cadwallander Jack Gill The Minimum Wage Finding Bella The Lucettas The Rafters Plastic Cowboys The Fin The Mood Civic Green BROKE CASINO Jonny Ash @SanQuentinMusic @songsofcolumbia The Skinner Brothers The Shed Project (Band) #NewMusic #radio

#NowPlaying The Minimum Wage Afraid of Everyone From the Strait From the bands debut EP “Small Stakes” #newmusicfriday #newmusic2022 #radio open.spotify.com/album/5noiCxFQ…

Can’t believe our new EP has been ignored by Indie Artist Buzz . Maybe if we put out positive vibes they’ll hear us y’all. Send those vibes!!

Guys! Besos is basically our label boss now Check out The Minimum Wage on Amazon Music. music.amazon.ca/artists/B08ZB3…

Small Stakes We’re really taking off on the YouTube guys… youtube.com/playlist?list=… via YouTube

Some of the band are going to catch Rage Against The Machine ★ tonight in Hamilton…not to enjoy the show mind you, but to actively rage WITH the machine. We’re big fans of the machine. #ratmhamilton

Hey “I need new music - drop your links below” tweeters shove your own head up your buttholes ok? Thanks.

Hey Elon - make us Twitter famous ok? Elon Musk

Our debut single is out today! Stream "The New Scene" on your preferred platform 👇 lnk.to/TheNewScene #newrelease #altrock #music #thisisahashtag

#canadaneedstheconstantines Let’s get this bad boy trending…wanna lend us a hand Laura Jane Grace ? New Cons music please…looking at you Bry Webb!

Haven’t tweeted in a long while - only came by to say Greta Van Fleet are not very good. That’s it.

Just gonna say it…new Blink and Green Day are terrible. Carry on.