Gotta stay Planted. Thank you Lord!

The first 18 years of your life is not representative of how the rest will go. The sooner you realise this, the better off you’ll be.

“Lieutenant Dak, I got you some ice cream”

In Lufkin, Texas — someone was stealing Trump signs, so an anonymous tree climber put up 30 of them throughout the community. Love it, thank you! #MAGA

Your not afraid of being alone in the woods ur afraid that your not alone in the woods.

The best part about being an introvert is all the money you save by not doing social interactions.

Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every illegally cast vote should not. End of story.

Stone Cold Stephen F. Austin a NO DOUBTER for Pat McAfee 💰💰

Bro.. what are they teaching these guys at Penn State? 🥴 x.com/RealQuintonMay…

..aaaand the field goal is good!

You know you’ve become an adult when you realise that sleep is a reward not a punishment.

If someone is excited about something and you make them feel stupid for feeling excited about it, you are officially the worst type of person.

HOPKINS!!!!!!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiid..... Hop down there somewhere! 🌚🧞‍♂️ Deandre Hopkins

That’s going to be my wife 🥵😩😱

Time to bench Zeke

Fire the Dallas Cowboys coaching staff please 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

My day is backwards. I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake.

One year ago today, Tiger made the cockiest putt of all time. 🐐