Love. It.

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Being positive: Thanks 2020, you ruiner.

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Misinformation Shitposting in all caps Multiple exclamation points #ThingsICanDoWithout

I wasn't sure that turkey was going to get a pardon.

introducing my new linemate for life: everyone meet retired U.S. Marine Corps Master Sgt. MARK ! he suffers from PTSD and seizures and from now on ill be right by his side to help him get through it -- i’ve been training all my life for this moment !!

Alan Evil Take 3 @CynfullySweetXO 💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 Got ya 👍🏼 Sorry that happened & that they didn’t respect the boundaries communicated …cause thats not cool for anyone to do

Get a #taste of the #best with @catoctincreek. Don't worry, we sure won't #stop ya!

The Chicago Cubs put together a drone tour of Wrigley Field, and it’s guaranteed to be the most incredible thing you watch today 🤯

Let us not forget: There's 31 days of Oktoberfest in Spooky Season. Prost.

“Don’t worry, Ron. If you accept federal money, it doesn’t make you a socialist. Just like if you’re with a man once, it doesn’t make you gay. Unless you really, really liked it.”

I beat cancer today 🙏🤍😍

This tweet is like an M.C. Escher print.

Top three of my favorite movies of all time.

Downloading a harmless little app is not illegal. Using it for nefarious purposes is where the charges lie, my man. Here's a thought: a certain percentage of self-worth makes the ghosting and the L a lot less impactful.