HEADLINE: Elon Musk to purchase Russia for 2 billion Rubles ($270.57)- Austin TX: Elon Muak announced that he has agreed to purchase the country of Russia. After eradicating the nukes, murderers, and thieves he plans on donating the remainder to the people of Ukraine for farmland

I made 3 kids and adopted a 4th. I did my part 👍🏻

It's not safe in the tanks because of Javelins and its not safe in the warehouses and hideouts because of HIMARS. Just where are invading Russians supposed to sleep off their vodka hangovers?

Rest well Sonny Corleone. Enjoy the other side of "the causeway"

David Attenborough presents a Saint Javelin production BBC Planet Ukraine: The Javelin

Weeks - 23 Victories - 0 Economy - 🚽💩 🧻 Dead - 38,000+ Goodwill gestures - Several Ammunition dumps - Decreasing HIMARS - Very accurate Generals - Dying Air Force - Shooting itself down Erdogan - Kept me waiting Iran - Not giving drones I remain a master strategist

What a jerk! Who brings a flare to a concert? Whadacrockachit I'll see you Iron Maiden in October! youtube.com/watch?v=vsDemU…