I went to a birthday party with my 3yr old today. One of the toddlers was called Kath. Honestly. It was really odd. Anyway, hope everyone is having a lovely time just generally in their life. But this has shaken me.

Another reminder! Barry from Watford’s got all the deals…

#Robbed

It’s great work!

I don’t mind this at all…

Is Lee Dixon ok? #ENGAND

I’m waiting to make sure it will guarantee that I paint a roundabout before I sign up 🥰

Matt at his brilliant best

What have you got on your feet, Gianfranco? You look like you live on a ward… #SNF

Football is absolutely fucking awful

Football is not AS awful as it was earlier but it’s still awful for your health. Thank you

I just keep feeling sorry for the bloke who can’t get his haircut. #ManchesterDerby