Not a film but even better. The amount he can accomplish in one day is truly incredible

The salmon shorts STAY on!

If I lose this I’m going to be PISSED

Still don’t know what Red Scare is and I’m too afraid to ask at this point

I have always set alarms at the most random times. In high school my alarm was set for 7:57 which gave me the perfect amount of time to shower, brush my teeth, etc and walk to my 8:30 class

It’s hard being hot tall benching 315 and being the man but someone’s gotta do it

The plan:
- 16 Guinnesses with the boys
- 80 oysters
- creed in touch tunes
- take turns naming random PGA tour members who have won obscure tournaments
- talk to ZERO women
- say “I’m bulking” as I order $175 worth of Chinese food
- pass out & forget my food in my building lobby

Bad night to be an oyster

Pookie looking absolutely fire today

Friday arm day! Let’s get it😤

OJ Simpson right now

Gf said we needed more pillows. Building pillows.

Working out for the boys >>> working out for the girls

Hudson Yards high rises are calling your name

They should have known I had adhd in middle school since I had to pull an all nighter after procrastinating so hard on a term long project. I ended up doing the entire project the night before. Still got an A.