Here’s a headline that contains no hint of useful information because they desperately want you to click through to the article

Yeah but what time does the Super Bowl start

Hey, let’s start with the churches. They’re nonprofits, right?

There’s the thing about affordability concerns with the transition to green energy. Who says fossil fuels will be more affordable?

This guy is one of the VTGOP’s two RNC members. Hooray?

try not to be homeless

“We prefer they die discreetly, out of sight. Corpses are so upsetting, you know”

Local journalism at its finest. The nearest Waffle House, near as I can tell, is in Pennsylvania.

Is THAT what they do

He’s like the Zuckerberg of 1935

The World Trade Center, which was destroyed in 9/11, housed a variety of prominent NYC businesses

Patton slots in between fish frys and craft fairs. Seems about right.

S o if Sessions rules against kidnappings by government thugs, we’ll know it’s because he’s a commie

So great that ex-Tiger utility man Don Kelly gets a chance to manage. So sad that it’s the Pirates.

Remind me again, who’s been our most powerful officeholder the last eight years

And when did you press Trump on even more obvious age and health questions?

Bwahahahaha vermontpublic.org/local-news/202…

You misspelled “mediocre” there. He lucked into Peyton Manning, otherwise couldn’t build a winning organization.

Um…