Let's be clear here people.... Sharing someone else's GIF does not a comedian make.

You're a girl. It happens.... x.com/vodkaholic/sta…

Beat them with a post it note, torture with an ice breaker.... x.com/alisonrbcm/sta…

Speaking of which. Who ever thought an ice breaker was a good idea?

Which twat sat there and said, "I know what would be fun.....paired introductions!!"

Because introducing yourself is clearly too hard....

Says the man who draws cartoons for a living #animatingontheedge That's not Over the hedge for the poor of reading x.com/simonheath1/st…

I'm only interested if you can shoot them out your nose.... x.com/simonheath1/st…

I'm all over this x.com/saragoyens/sta…

Especially the ugly ones. x.com/lynne_foster/s…

Fish face!!!! x.com/hrfishbowl/sta…

Any port in a storm...and I was lonely, what can I say? x.com/simonheath1/st…

World book day... Duke of Blangis. Anyone?

Don't fancy yours much.... #minger x.com/simonheath1/st…

@kevwyke you can find some peanuts in Simon's nose

Every day I'm fiddling.... x.com/kevwyke/status…

You're not supposed to put them in it... x.com/winningimpress…

I'm the #BearGrylls of #HR

Things have changed here

It's time to go