What a freaking racket, Colorado.

So a different bill for each direction that LOOK THE SAME IN THE MAIL?

So if I pay one and imagine that's all there is without careful scrutiny you stab me with $25 late fees!?

Fuck you. Go pass bullshit.

Justice took a lot longer than it should have. (doesn't it always?) But this smile rings true today.

SpaceX feels like an utter house of cards the more I think about the likelihood of Kessler Syndrome and a Kessler cloud.
I wish that wasn't the case - but we can't be a multi-planetary species if we CAN'T LEAVE OUR PLANET for 10,000 bullets going 10,000 mph circling the planet.

'Mormon Angst'

This is so real. Geostationary latency might become our wireless reality. Wireless ISPs to the rescue - again.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kessler_s…

Kessler Syndrome feels like it's likely to happen with Starlink expanding to 44,000 satellites.
If it goes down, prepare to short everything Elon touches. Everything.

FFS, everyone JUST built back better...
Or did they?

'Working'

It seems the Houston folks have yet to catch on to the reality that their choppers are quality-of-life-destroyers.

cc: How The West Was Saved

HELL YES!

CLOSE THEM ALL DOWN!

pressdemocrat.com/article/news/s…

Dear Google Messages team.... why isn't there a simple smile face?

Learning that Mark Speer of Kruangbin lives 'in a tiny town North of SF' has got me searching public records...

Whatever wine bar he goes to play congas? Yeah. Must find THAT.

Any tips?

I'm certain what Warren means is the Too $hort International Airport.

it's always safe to ignore cops with whole arm tats.

America's most eligible bachelorette?

nytimes.com/2024/04/06/rea…

Baldwin's flashy lawyers have no idea how fucked they are.
Gonna get a righteous New Mexico schooling in responsibility to CARE for and PROTECT colleagues.

I don't know if you can hear it, Pacific Gas & Electric , so I'll turn it up.

It's the sound of everyone in my town saying:

FUCK YOU PG&E. GTFO OF MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

You sneaky bastards. I bet this works on 75% of everyone.

NO CLICKY, capiche?

Hey Pacific Gas & Electric - yet again, with patterns at about 150' above ground, and no notice, you are not making any friends here,

Confirmed with ATC that this is YOUR contractor.

The rock on highway one in Jenner won another battle.

this is tweet perfection.