If every man who drives a king ranch truck were to be put in a lineup I’m not quite sure I’d be able to tell any of them apart

1000% different reasons, but big time same

Bergeron is so god damn hot. Holy fuck

Bruins sticking with Swaybae tonight. Mama nervous

Nothing is funnier than people chasing things in the wind. Like, of course, I’m going to help you, but we look wacky af right now

I don’t to dating apps because I don’t have the sense of humour of someone who sends the office gifs in the teams groupchat

i need to make out with someone soon i’m having withdrawals

He’s a little goofy and hasn’t tweeted about Kendrick or Drake even once so I think he might be the loml

I have plans Saturday that don’t involve watching a game 7. So either way, I win

Big Streaming has me right where they want me since they know I cancelled my subscription…

BAN POLLEN

My coworker said her family is going to Branson this weekend. I asked her if they’re going to play slap shot regatta but then she asked me if I think it’s something her daughters would enjoy :/ lol

It’s a bad 72 hours to be tequila

$91.76 for one bra
$45.88 a boob
Turning this into a Free the Nip account

Dogs should get to live forever

I’m never deleting this app