Bedroom door sounded like something got thrown against it and it came flying open quickly. I expected to see a child on the other side, but there was none. My adult son who was down the hallway looked equally spooked. No windows open in the house. Someone explain. ;-;

Ewe watching Sailor Moon for the first time. Ewe: Sir, these girls are in middle school. Ewe: Sir! Ewe: Running around in a tuxedo doesn't make you less creepy, in fact, to the contrary!

I ....just witnessed AI Labyrinth babies. And I can safely say technology has gone too far.

Me: Okay, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Ewe: Who is that? Me: Uuugh. Ram: You know, from The Terminator. Ewe: Terminator? Me: *pushes plate away* I lost my appetite.

Every Pride month, I reflect upon how my ex-spouse used to tell me that by marrying him, I couldn't identify as bisexual/pansexual anymore. That I was effectively straight. Things are much better with my now, fellow pansexual, partner.

Day one of a pretty strict diet to tackle some health issues. Goal is to keep the diet going for the summer. Pray for me, I am a food enjoyer.

Saw this fancy cookie chain in town. Ain't no way. I can buy 12 donuts from Timmies for $14. Some people just got money to burn these days.

I AM FULL OF TYPOS TODAY. JUST ONE TWEET WITHOUT ONE. I BEG YOU GODS OF BRAIN AND FAT FINGERS.

Just saw an ad for 'You. Me. Her' on Netflix. A comedy series about a couple who falls in love with a sex worker they hired. Pitch meeting: "It's like Pretty Woman meets Three is Company." "You got the idea from porn, didn't you?" "...Yes."

This is fine.

Parenting.

NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

Me: Oh god... my feed today is all thirst traps and cottage core. What does it MEAN? That I am middle aged and desperate!? Ewe: (standing behind me) ....Yes. Me: 💀

Walking with the Liberal party in a Pride parade held in a very conservative rural town. Here we go.

I wish I could say no one gave us trouble. Some people have no shame and the verbal assault from some people was severe. But we just replied, "Happy Pride!" every single time.

Honest question. How many of you actually stay hydrated? I feel like the process of truly drinking enough water in a day is something you actively need to keep track of but not many of us do.