having kids turns you into a morning person the way being chased by a bear turns you a running person

My friend in college was playing it and he pulled over to the side of the road for a gym battle (for some reason located on the highway) Cop pulled up behind him and said what do you think you’re doing Him: sorry there’s this Pokémon gym here Cop: I know, it’s my gym, leave

i’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro. i just wanna see it. is that so wrong

Wow, you buy access to the scam president by pumping up his scam coin so you can pitch him on your own scams and after all that it turns out he scammed you, shocking…

STUPID STRAIGHT EDGE CLERIC KEEPS CASTING LESSER RESTORATION WHEN I TRY TO SMOKE A BOWL

Wow you got scammed by the most famous scammer on Earth at the scam meeting? Who could have seen this coming

Imagine giggling in the dark with 8 of your closest bros here

You’ll never guess what the original image looked like

This guy stole $10 million from the employees of his nursing home to buy himself a luxury yacht and Cartier watches. He PLED GUILTY. And because his Mom gave Trump $1 million, he just got a pardon. And this story barely makes the news today. WTF. nytimes.com/2025/05/27/us/…

I'm Dr. Annie Andrews. I’m a pediatrician, not a politician. But either way I know how to handle people who are full of sh*t. Today I am announcing my campaign for US Senate to replace Lindsey Graham. RT if you're with me.

one of the less discussed benefits to waking up super early and working out is the sense of superiority you feel vs people who don’t. people don’t talk about it but it’s a def real thing

Build walkable communities. This new 140-home development we just completed is walkable to a full-service gas station and liquor store, which is just 3.7 miles away (see the red dot). Our lives don't have to revolve around cars.

HAWLEY: Let's see the Trump chart. You don't think it's a little bit anomalous that Trump has so many more nationwide injunctions against him? KATE SHAW: A very plausible explanation you have to consider is that he's engaged in much more lawless activity than other presidents

Call your Senator, Call your Congressman, Bankrupting America is NOT ok! KILL the BILL

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

hey Donald J. Trump lmk if u need any breakup advice

$TSLA down over 17.5%

jd vance:

imagine being the ICE agents suiting up for your biggest mission of all time right now