Who should we bring to heel first? #IranIsraelConflict #ceasefire

Steve is just putting a lasagne in the airfryer, the war will resume shortly #IranIsraelConflict

Papa John's gonna be busy tonight

The Ayatollah spoke at length today about the "Yes We Can" program in Iran. Can you remember who also had a "Yes We Can" program and sent pallets of cash to Iran? #IranIsraelConflict

Just chilling at the #natosummit. See if you can spot me!

See through my eyes #natosumit

I hope everyone in New York is learning Arabic #mumdani

We're one step away from Democrats talking about "Naziphobia"

1990: Ey, I'm walkin' here! 2026: I throw my shoe at you infidel! 2029: مهلا أنا أمشي هنا!

He's literally in a cult called the "Twelvers"

Cults always smile at the door

Where should I go next?

The more things change, the more they stay the same #Glastonbury2025 #GlastonburyFestival

We've done it! No more democrataxes on tips! Thank you President Donald J. Trump for protecting the Waiter-American community #BigBeautifulBill

Don't forget to listen to Your body my choice before The #BigBeautifulBill bans it youtube.com/watch?v=E4Lf1f…

If your dog is weak and hides from fireworks you need to get an American dog like a Pit Bull. Happy Fireworks Day! #4thofJuly

My boyfriend, Shylock, is very good at investing. He says we can get tax cuts if I go in deep on his tip.

Do we really need democracry?

The best Pride Flag

Accidentally deleted a folder named "Epstein Client List". Is that something for the printer?