The kitten will REPORT to Larry the Cat.

apple cider donuts are top tier

must watch with volume 😆

just me, asking Battersea to make a commercial featuring wonderwall but it is a dog being adopted and the lyrics are “i said maybe, you’re gonna be the dog that saves me”

today there was a drone flying VERY CLOSE to our bathroom window and it was most uncomfy

love when British Airways cancels our transatlantic flight from London back to Seattle after we booked our annual leave and everything in Seattle to arrive that day, so great 🙄

one time in college my crush picked me up from the airport and then held my hand (!!) as he drove and said “it’s so nice to hold hands with a friend” 💀😵 I am still not over this.

right now i’m a mix of the bottom row

literally my inbox rn

me this week, sorry everyone

emergency for TisStef 🌈 (and anyone else in america with opinions): what are the current must haves at Trader Joes?

daughter wanted to be corpse bride for halloween and we found a $25 wedding dress (modest of course) at DI that fits her (a tall skinny 12 year old) perfectly and it’s kind of disturbing actually

going to the bass pro shop is so much, like this is what europe thinks America is (including the unlocked gun case)

looks like we will remain in england indefinitely wth america

me right now

🤷‍♀️😭