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First of two ChilternKills panel announcements for today, because I’ve been a bit distracted!! And Number One is a proper killer!! Our festival co-founder and co-host Paul Waters will be exploring the newest innovation in crime-writing. And no, it’s NOT gonna be AI!!

What a great opportunity!

🚨Big News Coming on Friday!🚨 I’ve been working with Unicorn Theatre on something special to celebrate the opening of #TotoKerblammo Stay tuned for some major announcements that will inspire and uplift! 🎉 Can you guess what’s coming? 🤔 Drop your thoughts below! 👇

Another Oak Tree iteration from Methuen Drama 🌳👨‍🎓🌳

Super-psyched to announce THREE awesome offers on #TotoKerblammo at Unicorn Theatre Hold onto you seats! These are game-changers! 🎭#LoveTheatre #Theatre 🎭 👇👇👇

Use the code #123Drain when booking canine tickets for #TotoKerblammo to secure a free health assessment for your dog! If left untreated, impacted anal sacs can become a problem for your pet. (T & C apply.) 🐕🍑🐕 There's even more! ⬇️

Disappointed that young people's theatre doesn’t attract actors with the A List celebrity status you've come to expect from live theatre? Unicorn Theatre has hooked up with Apple Vision Pro to give you the choice of famous name avatars for performances of #TotoKerblammo 👇

Simply put the headset on as the lights go down, select your favourite actor from the drop down menu & watch in comfort as they perform the play instead. Names include Tom Hiddleston, Sarah Snook, Whoopi Goldberg, Woody Harrelson, Sarah Jessica Parker & James Corden. More! ⬇️

Enjoy live theatre but unnerved by the presence of young people? Theatre for young audiences without young audiences!! Unicorn Theatre has organised ‘Kids Out’® performances of #TotoKerblammo Child-free children's theatre with added swearing. See website for details. 🚫🚸🚫

Some great panels at ChilternKills already. Writers Room with Matthew Arlidge Julia Crouch 🇺🇦🇪🇺 Steph Broadribb Lisa Hall and Paul Waters, then Page to Screen with Robert Thorogood (now on bluesky) Hamish Morjaria Jane Casey Kate London #TheTower and David Fennell. Looking forward to mine at 5.30, Rights

Look at these two sisters. United by birth, but so different in character. Perhaps you fancy stepping into the deep dark woods? Or maybe returning to your old school? Whichever you choose, danger, mystery and surprises lie in wait…

My work's produced/tours internationally. It's studied/written about/reviewed widely. It's won some shit. There's a book coming out. I'm very grateful. Yesterday the press were invited to see my new play. Only The Guardian (😍) came. So what's that about? Oh yeah. Young people.

'a rallying cry of empathy'

Fatal Shore is TOMORROW! Our last panel of the day is a real humdinger. David Fennell Tim Sullivan Tim Weaver discuss thrills and tension with the great Julia Crouch 🇺🇦🇪🇺 Shoreham Wordfest

Donald Trump just put up YOUR costs and also costs to normal Americans for the benefit of the billionaires. Those are the facts Well done right wingers 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 “Trump hits UK with 10% tariffs as he ignites global trade war” theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

Missing #TheWhiteLotus? Or just hankering after a beach and some heat? #TheSurpriseParty might just tick those boxes…

I've emailed Keir Starmer to oppose the Prime Minister's xenophobic speech - will you take two minutes to join me? help.care4calais.org/page/171163/ac…