It will be just like the 50s where he’s a closeted homosexual and she’s addicted to amphetamines!

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If I was president i'd be drunk dialing that contact list so hard. coming home blacked outon espresso martinis tweaking on the phone with the king of thailand. 4 in the morning on facetime with macron. I'm showing him my balls

Steve Albini. And it’s literally the only one.

My brain is too cooked to watch a movie. I am too tired to pay attention to an album. I am in hell.

This level of petty, though.

People are never more inconsiderate than when engaging in commerce.

I am genuinely starting to believe that my washing machine multiplies the amount of clothing I put into it by a factor of 3.

No, I do not eat pizza crust. Yes, I am a sociopath.