“Promote tweet” under every tweet for our Myths and Legends® account is like Twitter is shrugging its shoulders and saying “that’s a nice post you got there…be a real shame if no one ever saw it… real shame… I’m just sayin.”

My wife and son got me a replica Ocarina of Time for my birthday last year and learning to play it is going well even though they describe my efforts as "extremely shrill" and "I hate that." Basically I’m spite-learning the ocarina.

lol prestige. Bud, I’m almost 8 years into being a full-time podcaster and people I meet still think it’s code for “unemployed”

Did some axolotl research. They’re wild They can regrow & accept limbs and eyes from other axolotls They can regrow everything up to parts of their own brains & hearts They are carnivores and can be cannibals They’re basically tiny transparent Wolverines with creepy dead eyes

It’s so so so ridiculously easy to find amazing music made by talented people for incredibly reasonable prices if it isn’t already being given away with a Creative Commons license. Tech continues to excel at solving problems that are not problems. theverge.com/2023/1/28/2357…

Do you want real life Jurassic Park? Because this is how you get real life Jurassic Park. arstechnica.com/science/2023/0…

Twitter discussing the API terms with developers:

Parting with friends is a sadness. A place is only a place.

FBI spokesman says they’re just balloons don’t worry about it

I know nothing of the #ShazamMovie coming out today, but I can only assume it'll include this actual scene from the comics, where Shazam's greatest enemy, Mr. Mind, crawled under his clothes to give him a "de luxe tickle"

Ahead of the curve, here. Been leaving the "cool" out of podcasting for years. This is an intentional thing I have been doing intentionally. vanityfair.com/news/2023/07/p…

Taylor Swift: *names album “Tortured Poets Department”* The denizens of Dante’s first circle of hell: “art we a joke to thee?”

Can you all just move to Bluesky already so I can stop coming here?