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Lining up a whole mess of fabulous little dominoes. I certainly encourage y’all to inquire about the peculiar inner workings of the ol’ brain-head. (Nat and Olga are available for comment, too.)

Well, the “Daily Beck” tier, rather. But I’m pretty freaking stoked!

Problem solved! Some of you mentioned problems in seeing my videos on Patreon — they should be back up and running. (It was a thing with the hosting service.) Check ‘em out!

Critic Fans!!!! You keep telling me you want it back. I've been trying for years! Well, now, creator Al Jean is on board!!! If you want it back, we need your help! Please like this post and spread the word! So we can show the studio, how many people want it!

I do not appreciate the series of events. But I am happy today.

1828, 1930, 2025. It just seems that economic protectionism hasn’t yielded ideal results, historically. Best lesson I got in poli-sci: If you ever want to know why policy decisions are made, just look at whose pocket the dollar comes out of, and whose pocket it goes into.

I’ve been quiet lately, so here’s a quick update. I had surgery (the girls are still there). I’m doing way better now, but recovering knocked me on my butt. Posting full story to Patreon. Getting back in the saddle. Well wishes will be accepted in food (that’s not soup).

This last few weeks, especially, have really helped inform me of just how much a great bra means. And hers is *splendid.* I am actively sleuthing.

Has all this retrospection caused me (2.), in part, to regain some interest in late-century ero-pop magazines? I shall only say, with Dr. Manhattan: "Yes. It has. (3.) I think perhaps I'll create some." That whole Tina Small smattering, now posted on the Patreon. (1.)

Take a pic of yourself, they said. Make a 3D stl file for your 3D printer they said. The AI software won’t give you the title of your third book, they said. More on the Patreon. And who wants, like actually wants, in-house made funkerotic 3D Heather stuff?

Heather comes in many forms? Kinda. Consider these to be more of a mood board sorta concept — launching points for what will end up resulting in art for my upcoming card game. I’m juuuust narrowing down my… Top 12… Hmm… Decisions, decisions. More on the Patreon, as always.

Neeeeewp. Newp, newp, newp, newp.

I am 11 hours away from getting a genuine, bonafide CRT television. My first one in ages. Nobody’s made them since 2015. Crazy, right? Endangered species. Doesn’t make me NOT feel old, however. But sexy old, because alluvvasaggy. Here’s the boot screen! More on Patreon.

You’re goddamn right. 🇮🇪

You sip your coffee as you wrap up the last chapter of your space-age Romeo & Juliet intertext. It hits you — second-person limited is where you’ll make your fortune.

I’m back. It’s been a lot. A lot. But that’s for later. I’m still trying to come up with a clever name for “The time between April 10 and now.” But that’s for another time, too. Anyoldwho… #BecksBack

I don’t believe I have any objections to living the “Chilled Oak-barrel Whiskey” lifestyle. #COW might be growing on me. Wouldn’t be the only thing.