Was about to send an outreach email and I realised I was about to send it to the wrong person in the company, changed the email address ... didn't change the name 🥴🥴🥴

Come to prison with me and Ashera twitch.tv/thatguy_tristan

If you can’t take 100 steps forward, just take 1

I joke about it a lot but on my tombstone it will ACTUALLY read “For the love of all that is good and holy DO NOT be like this guy”

Recovering from Love Island 😮‍💨🤒 twitch.tv/thatguy_tristan

Power Rangers trying to gain some distance in a fight:

They can never make me hate Cardi I fear 😔

I just saw a tweet saying “No Diddy” because they said someone’s comedy special was the best thing they’ve ever watched - you know what women are right, men used to go to war (Unless its a reference ofcourse)

Today I purchased the highest quality steak I have ever had in my actual hands and it isn’t even for me You can call me stupid, you can call me boring, you can call me annoying, you can call me repetitive, you can even call me stupid but one thing you can’t call me is selfish 😤

Good thing I aint from the US - I hope ICE melts 😊

I’ll be so real, if Arsenal drops to second I beg Arteta just rest Saka for the rest of the season, World Cup is coming and the StarGrownMan needs to focus up

I know them files crazy

I might actually have to go to a pub to watch NLD tomorrow, that’s gonna be generational

I need the Tottenham new manager bounce to bounce so hard its like it’s tryna get a new birkin bag on tonight - y’all aint prayin 😤

“I’m good” - someone who is literally anything but good

The stunt double on the splits is SENDING ME 😭😭

“But what if Elmo has Tourette Syndrome, is it ok then?”

*sigh* Distance really makes the heart grow fonder … when do Manchester United play again? I miss seeing Cunha and the Mandem 😭😭

Bro isn't even allowed to run top speed in Central London

What we’ve been waaaaiiiiting forrrr, has come to pass, see what the Lord has done 😭🙌🏾