Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Someone told another person on this app “as far as intellectual luggage is concerned,you’re traveling lightly” 😭😭my chest

Your childhood wasn’t LIT if u didn’t almost drown at least once

JFK was 43 when he became president! We don't have to keep electing people in their 70s!

i loathe tiny transactional “venmo me $9 for covering lunch” culture no i’m gonna pay for you this time, you’re gonna pay for me next time, and it’s all gonna come out in the aggregate of our long and storied friendship

hi. um. so. i just bought paper towels, toilet paper, and trash bags and the total was fifty one (51) united states dollars. someone needs to do something immediately.

I just feel like if Kanye were a woman they would have put his ass in a conservatorship AGES ago

Killing three dozen elementary school children with an AR gets "thoughts and prayers," but vandalizing a Tesla is "domestic terrorism?" This country is broken

I remember them toxic relationships.. whole day ruined by 8 am

i set my alarms extra early to make sure i have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up

we’re losing our human rights and paying $12 for eggs because we’re stuck in a group project with the dumbest people to ever live. sucks

seeing glitter graphics like this in 2025 is like seeing a cave painting…lost art form 💕

crashing out under the electric sky

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier

green expert here: this is a good one

being seduced by the forbidden 4pm iced coffee

Red baseball caps immediately piss me off.

Lookin like Frodo Baggins

IDK MAN I WAS TOLD THAT NAZIS SHOULD GET THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF EM IDK WHEN EVERYONE BECAME SUCH A FUCKING LOSER