if i press 2 for english, why the fuck is Aladdin on the phone

“Like a Baby”

Big Girls Do Too Much…Why Would you lean back & laugh in my plastic chair 😡

Any girl who can’t get her eyebrows to match I know she a liar her eyebrows not even consistent lmao

I hate when skinny girls get a bbl walking around looking like a wisdom tooth

She fallout wherever she go

DO NOT CALL ME IF YO PHONE OFF 😡🤣 who tf is [email protected]

Not going to lie love me a sophisticated hood chick.. with big titties lol

Pete Carroll better stop smacking that gum with that crazy ass cold sore on his lip lmao

It should be illegal to be musty when it’s cold outside.

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Facebook be finding people u made eye contact with at the Gas pump

You can tell who Bonnet empty that mf be leaning the side like a chef hat

Katy starting to get ghetto I just saw someone steal liquor from specs lol

My dog creepy as hell he got a staring problem lol

“I got a trick for yo ass” -a black mother who is not a magician

Y'all ever notice back in the day when a rapper said they homeboy had next…… THAT NIGGA WAS NEVER NEXT! lmao

I just mixed so much shit cleaning my tub I almost made The Powerpuff Girls 😂

No way this her name for real lmao