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TIL that there is a collection of body building Pokemon figurines on Amazon 🤯

Yay! Game freaks patched the bug that soft locks the Cresselia mission. I can finally complete the game 😭😭😭

Less than 24 hours until my FFS 😳

The worst part about FFS that no one tells you is that you *will* get itches on the numb part of your face and scratching the spot *will NOT* do anything. I'm soooo mad at the body for generating itchy sensations in these numb areas with no way to relieve it. It. Is. Torture

I asked Sam if she would watch porn and she thought I wanted to do it *with our clothes on while sitting on the couch* 🤣🤣

My FFS surgeon just said that I'm the most swollen patient he has ever had

WTF there were new Pokemon games announced when I went in for my FFS and no one told me 😭😭😭

The best part about Lent for me is finding a local church where the fried fish is made by someone's grandma

Wife said she would only watch Back to the Future with me if I get her a bottle of wine. Well here we go!

She liked the movie and we had sex. Massive W 😌

Would your partner becoming a landlord be a deal breaker?

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Ready for our second year anniversary dinner 🥰

Sam has been trying to topple this wall for a few weeks and she's finally done it. I'm soooo proud 🥲