I don’t think enough people have seen this. It’s Kurt Vonnegut talking to his wife about going out to get an envelope (we’re here on earth to fart around):

I see Rupert Murdoch is finally handing over the reins. My own Rupert story... in 2009 I wrote a piece for The Observer about Hillsborough, to mark the 20th anniversary. I wrote about my own experience, but also interviewed others whose lives had been changed 1/

boy math is when he does the oil changes and snow shoveling and she does the cooking and laundry and he decides they have equal workloads because they both do two chores

I’ve had to travel 7 hours to visit this remote outpost of the British Empire. A concrete desert, a devastated landscape. Let me, a guy who visits twice a year on holiday, tell you everything that is wrong with the place, whilst ignoring every socio-political reason 1/12

We need causal inference classes in high school.

I’m going to buy an elf on the shelf and string him up like Mussolini to demonstrate how we deal with the surveillance state

Autumn really best highlights our disgusting, cratered roads. 🥰

why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had

Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.

This is what a great Friday night looked like when I was a teenager

What the hell is that graph? What the hell is the y-axis supposed to mean? Where are the Eastern Romans? Who is Spain in the early Middle Ages? Why are the Ottomans so low? Why is the Netherlands so comparitively high? Why does France's graph look like that? *screams*

Someone take my fucking queer card away I just googled “how many minutes are in a year”

Birds, insects, trees and plants, rocks, rivers, mountains and valleys. It is time for humans to reconnect and make peace with nature. Take a look at this new exhibit on display until 12 January 2024 at the United Nations in NYC and online: un.org/en/exhibits/ex…

ME REMEMBER FALLEN!