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Imagine calling SEA a land of mud & hookers, while ur own lonely men fly 20 hours to find a date because they're too broke for therapy & too mid for a date back home. And we might have villages, but at least our kids don't need bulletproof backpacks for math class 😌

2025 🥴

Lha di Indo, seribu rupiah pun udh nggak bisa dipake bayar parkir 😮‍💨

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Yeu itu mah bokap lu jd manusia kagak guna. Kecuali klo emang bokap lu mati ya. Cwe mah defaultnya emang pekerja keras, cuma lu jd cwe bisa diandelin apa nggak. Gobloookkk

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

And what will men do once these babies are born? Give up their jobs to take care of them? Feed them every 2 hours? Clean them? Take them for vaccinations? The joke writes itself.

Imagine being Indonesian and the Left-Right situation would be like Kiri-Kanan aka K and K 😅

Gw lupa siapa, tapi ada stand up comedian kurleb bilang gini: Tau gak kenapa lu lebih sering denger cerita ttg orang punya mantan cegil daripada yg punya mantan cogil? Soalnya yang sama cogil endingnya udah pada mati dibunuh.

Ugh no. I still need to do something that I like just for fun. Like traveling. And staying at home is no fun for me

Oalah.. ini yang ketemu jasadnya kemarin ini di bali yah? Anak yg punya scam center diculik, diancam, buat tebusan 10 juta usd. Anak ini keculik karena pacarnya ngepost di ig lokasinya mereka.. Dia dipukulin, suruh bikin video, dipatahin kakinya, jarinya dimutilasi.. damn.. And

iya aku NPC (Non Prabowo Citizen)

He raped, groomed, and manipulated an underage girl. So much to the point where she killed herself. Say the name; Kim saeron.

Muslims always gets the stereotypical terrorist bomber jokes just because of 9/11, yet Americans can bomb countries every year but somehow they're not the terrorists? Somehow they're not the monsters? Okay.

Cuma blom bisa masang gas, krn udh ad suami. Udh nggak bisa angkat galon juga semenjak oprasi lahiran. Sisanya mah bisa semua

The real problem is women are actually ready to spilt bills but men ain’t ready to split household chores, responsibilities and child care.

Nggak heran mah This Knee khan isinya emang orang2 paedo