Based on the news headlines (and videos circulating social media) alone, Miami Beach sounds very post-apocalyptic right now. Meanwhile, outside my bedroom window, peace and quiet.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Bartlett for President 2020

Dude. @AtlanticBBInc is it too much to ask for that for $100/mo I can rely on my WiFi to not go down every other day?

WHERE DID ALL THESE PEOPLE COME FROM?!?

I would like to meet the Mario of @carrotexpress Mario’s Favorite to thank him for dreaming up such a delicious combination of ingredients.

The Virgo in me is really loving that you can’t go eat anywhere in Miami right now without a reservation. It is forcing all my anti-planning friends (i.e., the spur-of-the-moment Geminis) to make plans with me in advance. Finally.

I have observed a correlation between men in Miami that don’t wear masks and men in Miami that wear too much cologne.

We shoot...we score! I have a date with Pfizer tomorrow!

The Goodtime Hotel is to this month what Carbone was to the last two months.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Art Basel is all of us standing around, waiting for Ubers.

Art Basel is also commiserating with others about how you were stuck in traffic all week.

My mom and I left home—she lives in Boca, I live in SoBe—at the same time to meet up in Downtown Miami. She beat me there.

This 🤣 Miami cities are so extra.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 10 Aug 2011 (via Twi Age 🥳).