thanks obama for making it cold outside to cut back on the heat to save the environment because your a liberal

thanks obama for making coffee so hot that it sometimes burns your mouth to discourage people from drinking caffeine because your a liberal

thanks obama for shutting down twitter to save energy because your a liberal #whentwitterwasdown

thanks obama for moving christmas its jesus holiday not urz #liberal #obama

thanks obama for discontinuing tropical sprite remix because its crass consumerism & offensive to blacks because your a liberal

thanks obama for making it so ice cream sandwiches get all stuck to the paper and all gooey and shit because your a liberal

thanks obama for making exams so early in the morning so you have to wake up and you dont shower so you save water because your a liberal