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listening to an audiobook & really just thought, “i wish this had subtitles”…………

SLUGGO: HEY - - - WHAT’S DAT? NANCY: A ROOT BEER SANDWICH

Me and the boys pulling up to the same urinal

Holy shit.

finally went to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre house :3

Democrats attacked me over my cousin’s balls

Kirsten Dunst || 1994 🧛🏻‍♀️

not the translators note having screenshots of chatgpt conversations

not sure what I’ve done to deserve this

youtu.be/J7WF45gyiuM?si…

When your dick is big, it’s interesting. When your dick is small, it’s interesting. When your dick is average, it’s boring as shit. Now, good luck to you - and get the fuck out of my office.

This is what peak performance looks like.

I specifically watched The Quiet Man because they said they based this scene off of it

Just throwing that in the mix eh Paramount+.

walkouts at a drive in theater are so funny, like normally it’s a casual judgment call but sitting in front of a movie and watching cars literally drive away has so much more drama

Juggling an insane amount of shows kinda manages itself after a while and you don’t end up marathoning ten years’ character development in two weeks. I’ve gone full TV slob.

Four albums that shaped my taste. First taste of death metal; first taste of the source of pretty much goddamn everything else I'd ever like; first taste of just how much weirder it could get than I ever thought; and the blueprint for every pop-culture-literate goofball rapper.

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