Its interesting how men start balding and immediately start working out, and somehow the more they workout the balder they keep getting

Me: hey, can we chat? 26yo analyst friend, 6h later: sure, hows next to next friday at 7:15 am? Most accomplished person i know, 3 mins later: sure, calling you now Exaggerating for dramatic effect, but why does this happen?

When i was a little kid, i once missed an inconsequential test because i just slept in, and my parents were really checked out so they forgot. To this day, every big meeting day, i wake up 1 hr before alarm because i dream about waking up 1 hr after the meeting. TO THIS DAY!

The thing about manufacturing jobs is that nearly all of them require you to wear and mask and we all know how MAGA feels about masks!

The thing with pink hair people is that they want all the sympathy but have zero empathy

Why is everyone at coachella dressed like 90s Jessica Simpson this year?

Forget the cold plunge. Forget the productivity stack. The ultimate nervous system reset is a recurring hangout with people who make you laugh.

Self-righteousness is very toxic

What if all Americans decide to cancel their insurance and put their premiums money to short insurance stocks

Loneliness is rising — because we’ve confused self-improvement with self-isolation.

Pakistan can get liberal media friends to paint a victim narrative, but the time of this crisis, they picked is such that liberals who might’ve protested for them, can’t afford eggs rn. Nobody will protest on empty stomachs for foreign victims, who all look alike to them anyway.

Pakistanis are so happy they took down a handful of indian planes (they didn’t), while india took out their air force bases. Ab take off kaise karoge?

How do you justify tipping when the coffee is in a paper cup and not a real cup

The silicon valley pyramid scheme is simple: VCs fund startups. startups buy each others products for revenue, these VCs increase valuations based on revenue.. eventually they do big IPO turning $250k angel investment into billions dumping pre profit companies on retail investors

England’s team rn

Public service announcement, don’t just send your friends memes, reels and tiktoks. Go hang out with them, even if its just watching memes, reels and tiktoks together.

The phrase “I just don’t feel that spark” may be less about the other person—and more about the fact that your ability to feel that spark has weakened. What if the spark isn’t gone—just harder to light?

What if companies could provide an HR that is not sleeping with the CEO?

A R rehman was smoking the good stuff when he made Roja

If meta AI could gossip, it would be the number 1 AI in the world.