The disconnect between your kid's A in math and their barely-passing standardized test score isn't shocking to anyone who's been paying attention. Schools grade on homework completion and participation (at best! see: equity grading) while actual math skills become optional.

car dealerships should not exist I should be able to go to Chevy dot com, add a Camaro to my cart, and checkout with klarna

In 1999, Holler made a radical decision. He would "load my team with great athletes and then under-train them." The philosophy was simple: "Cats don't jog. Cats sprint and sleep."

Y’all kid… but my dad did wear those. 💀

How can I gamble on this

Sitting at the YMCA watching my 3-year-old son receive explicit instruction in swimming. "Move your arms like this, show me hold your breath, kick your feet". All with practice, repetition, and constant positive feedback. This is the way we learn.

The kids aren’t the impressive thing here, it’s the coaches sharing 🤝

you kind of picked a bad video bro this looks super fun

If pole vaulters, hurdlers & triple jumpers are the best athletes on the team…. Why don’t we all train like them?

“We are all the big foot, and that’s why we never find him” - Chase Bradner Found Footage: The Making of the Patterson Project - Dirty Shot Clean

“Thad”

“Curriculum Dept” 🤣😂🤣

When my dad died, my grandparents had not yet planned a family burial plot. So, his ashes just hung out with me for a while. We played chess, he rode around in my truck & the request in his will…“put me on top and drive fast”, let’s just say only ~75% made it to the plot.

Lessons include: *defeating hunchbacks in battle *marrying *annulling weddings *remarrying *executing wives *more marrying *breaking with Roman Catholic church *dissolution of monasteries *remarrying multiple times *defeating armadas

Legitimately have no idea why someone would want to live in Phoenix.

when I was in university I drove an old orange stick shift and I was broke as hell so I never paid for parking but magically never got parking tickets and then I met a guy who worked for the school doing parking enforcement and he told me he never ticketed the shitty cars