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Ashanti “Baby”

I’ve tried this and it’s harder than I thought. I learned the words from my mother at 2 and haven’t stopped since.

It’s been a minute since I’ve had a really good kiss. My favorites are: 1. I miss you kiss 2. You’re looking at me like you wanna eat me kiss 3. Grab the throat kiss 4. Push you up against the wall kiss 5. We gotta stop because this has been going on for 30 minutes kiss

I actually like it.

Looks like I’m off today. Have fun!

Window open and fan on

Let’s see if I love it

There I was on the porcelain throne at work making my royal deposit and then somebody walked into the stall. Kill me now…

Picture it. NY. 1996. My mother wanted me to read the bible. I got to page 7, saw how many pages I had left and said f*** it.

Okay. Big dog and Big Man are fine nicknames, but calling me “Hips” is where I draw the line.

My drunk ass practicing arguments in the mirror when I get home from Bulldogs.

I really do think celebrities need to start popping y’all in the face.

Apparently I’m gonna always be arguing with these automated phone systems. Wanna act like it doesn’t understand my minor accent. Skynet ass Bitch.

I knew she wanted Faith!

Ahhh! The new Wicked movie comes out Friday! #WickedForGood

My Horror Clique

It’s kind of crazy how you can just asleep out of nowhere.