RYAN WILLIAMS STAN ACCOUNT (@thablackunicorn) 's Twitter Profile
RYAN WILLIAMS STAN ACCOUNT

@thablackunicorn

The Gatekeeper. More shitty than witty. Soccer Twitter Queen. DCFC owner. I AM A FUCKING DELIGHT. Champagne, seltzer and superiority. Opinions are my own.

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Seriously y'all, this is one of my favorite longstanding NGS traditions and I hope to see many of your beautiful faces (and some of the ugly ones too)

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This is easy. Table One because you can get one last meal with Maxi in a City crest and a perfect viewing angle of the punches thrown at Table Two between Cruz and Pirmann.

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if you were on any music message board in the year 2000 there would always be one guy trying to convince everyone that Dillinger Escape Plan was secretly a jazz band

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Anyone else's Hulu being a huge piece of shit lately? For the last 3-4 days, it's kicking me back to my TV home screen every 5-10 mins. Makes it really hard to get through a show 😬

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Friends and enemies, I NEED YOUR MONEY (for Special Olympics)! I've hit my goal for every previous plunge, and would love to clear $1000 in donations this year. Please donate if you can, and if you're unable to, shares are also massively appreciated. classy.org/fundraiser/597…

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The DCFC men's team is like the date who has their hand up your dress at dinner, and then drops you off later with nothing more than a peck on the cheek. Is this what blue balls feels like?